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me: i respect everyone's opinions
someone: your favorite band is shit
me: you must want to die you ignorant fuck
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November 23, 2011 at 7:31 PM | Post Permalink | 82,388 notes That's the Joke.: A Rant about a moronic Bureaucratic process nobody needed in Arashi fandom
Pottermore Slytherins add me!hallowblade68
August 19, 2011 at 9:34 PM | Post Permalink | 6 notes
Potions is going to be the end of memy potion has been brewing for two days now. FML. August 19, 2011 at 9:28 PM | Post Permalink
Slytherin Pride :DI just wanna say that I fucking LOVE my house. That is all.
makes me sad that some people can’t see the awesomeness that is Slytherin. August 19, 2011 at 9:15 PM | Post Permalink | 38 notes
GrrrrPotions is totally spazzing out on me. And with both that AND dueling not working, i feel like such a useless Slytherin with nothing to do to get house points :(
IS FRUSTRATED August 18, 2011 at 2:03 AM | Post Permalink
My WandAlder, Dragon Hearstring, 13”
AlderAlder is an unyielding wood, yet I have discovered that its ideal owner is not stubborn or obstinate, but often helpful, considerate and most likeable. Whereas most wand woods seek similarity in the characters of those they will best serve, alder is unusual in that it seems to desire a nature that is, if not precisely opposite to its own, then certainly of a markedly different type. When an alder wand is happily placed, it becomes a magnificent, loyal helpmate. Of all wand types, alder is best suited to non-verbal spell work, whence comes its reputation for being suitable only for the most advanced witches and wizards.
As a rule, dragon heartstrings produce wands with the most power, and which are capable of the most flamboyant spells. Dragon wands tend to learn more quickly than other types. While they can change allegiance if won from their original master, they always bond strongly with the current owner. The dragon wand tends to be easiest to turn to the Dark Arts, though it will not incline that way of its own accord. It is also the most prone of the three cores to accidents, being somewhat temperamental. August 17, 2011 at 7:16 PM | Post Permalink
Friend Me :Dhallowblade68 :D August 15, 2011 at 3:12 PM | Post Permalink
Slytherin Bitches!I am officially a slytherin. Hells Yeah!
August 15, 2011 at 11:59 AM | Post Permalink | 1 note
hallowblade68 here. add me! XD August 15, 2011 at 10:57 AM | Post Permalink
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SLTHERIN
My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm. -If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. -Why kill them with kindness when you can use an axe? -Lord, give me the strength to murder them all.
-If you want my respect, get on your knees and beg for it. -The glass is half full-OF POISON. -Maybe he caught a disease and died. That’d be awesome. -I’m not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm? -I’m off to ruin more lives. -In this, the darkest hour of your youth, I’m trying really hard not to laugh.
-I don’t bite…well, that’s wrong. I do bite. -He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times. -I’m too tired to slap you. Bash your face up against my palm. -Come over here and let me cut you. I mean hug you. Hugging is what I meant. -What the heck is this, a tea party?! Somebody kill somebody! -I respect your opinion. I just think it’s stupid.
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